She-Hulk's first post credit scene answered the biggest question about Captain America and everyone flipped out about it

SPOILER ALERT: Everything that follows below is about the post credit scene from She-Hulk episode 1. If you haven’t watched it and you’re interested in watching it, please go watch it before you read this. 

“CAPTAIN AMERICA FUUUUUU-.” And there we have it, y’all. We finally have our answer.

For years and years and years, Marvel Cinematic Universe fans have been discussing one thing: Whether Captain America was a virgin or not. This has easily become one of the most divisive (and hilarious) debates about MCU canon.

We know Cap spent his post-freeze years mostly defending the world. He didn’t really have time to settle into any love interests. We think maybe there was a spark there with Natasha Romanov. And, clearly, there was something there with Sharon Carter — the niece of the love interest he left behind in the past.

But it’s pretty clear he never knocked boots with any of them. So if not then, when?

Well, we’ve got an answer, folks. She-Hulk just gave it to us.

ROGERS DID IT, Y’ALL. Apparently, it was with someone on a 1943 USO tour back in his heyday. Not sure who it was or when it happened, but apparently he told Bruce Banner that it actually happened.

Shouts to Jen Walters and her savvy legal skills for coaxing Banner into admitting this. And also shoutout to her for giving us this.

Just hilarious stuff. Everybody absolutely lost it after sceing this.