Joe Buck says people keep sending him NSFW videos to call

This is why we can't have nice things.

In a bid to do his part to help entertain the masses while we’re all in coronavirus lockdown, Joe Buck stepped up and offered to do play-by-play analysis of everyday moments for fans who sent him videos on social media.

Buck started by doing a call of a delightful moment in his own home of his toddler having a mini-meltdown. Since then, Buck has called two dogs playing in a puddle,  Justin Thomas’ hairline and plenty more.  It’s been mostly wholesome fun but, because we can’t have nice things, a few people have been sending Buck videos of their amorous adventures to call which is absolutley not ok.

“Yeah, I’ve had a couple of submissions from let’s say, a man and a woman, that just didn’t seem appropriate to put my voice to in this stage of my life, Buck told KMOX Radio in St. Louis. “Maybe later in life, but not now. I look at these videos very carefully and pick the ones that seem the most wholesome to put my voice to.”

I’m not sure why this needs to be said, but it does. If you’re enjoying quarantine time with a significant other and decide to add a little variety to your daily routine, please don’t send those videos to Joe Buck. In addition to just calling the videos, Buck is also asking people to donate money to local charities if he calls your video. That’s a very good thing! Don’t ruin it!

We don’t have a lot going for us right now, and Buck’s videos are one of the few bright spots in our coronavirus filled news cycle. Don’t spoil it for everyone else. Keep your videos to yourself, or, you know, post them on Pornhub if that’s your vibe. Just keep them away from Joe Buck.