God Admits There Was Probably A Better Way Of Giving Humans Taste Of Heavenly Bliss Than Opioids
HEAVEN—Expressing His regret over the damage wrought by the divine substance, Supreme Being and Creator of All Things God admitted Wednesday that He could probably have devised a better way to give humans a taste of heavenly bliss than opioids. “I just wanted man to have a preview of how awesome the afterlife will…