Новости за 05.05.2023

Gather round, ladies and themtlemen, for it has been another fucking horrible week in which Republicans attacked people’s rights and some Democrats let them get away with it. It’s so hard to keep track of everything that’s going on, so I am here to summarize the bad news for you.

The announcement of the Writers Guild of America strike Monday night meant that the majority of daily talk shows went dark. Network talk shows like The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel Live! began airing reruns in the absence of their writers, as did the daytime panel The Talk. But The View, she…

Deep within an enchanting forest, along the banks of the Iresick Brook in the township of Old Bridge, New Jersey, lies, by some reports, roughly 500 pounds of pasta. Well, “lied.” It’s been removed, presumably through twirling each noodle up with a fork. But last week, Jersey resident Nina Jochnowitz discovered the…

Happy Friday! Sex cop Meghan McCain is reporting for duty, and if you’re fucking, she does not want to know about it.

We are deep in the bowels of late-stage capitalism and I have proof: Aubrey Plaza appears to be at war with almond milk—and all plant-based milk, for that matter—as part of one of the most curious sponsorship deals with Big Milk that I’ve ever seen. And it’s even more complicated than it sounds.

You could spend your weekend devouring the latest updates from England on King Charles’ coronation, which kicks off in the wee hours of Saturday morning if you’re stateside—we’ll be covering it—and promises to feature swords, sausage fingers, and some sensationalized gossip. Or, you could divest from that particular…

One of the least memorable scenes to me in the 2018 YA rom-com To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before is actually the scene that sets up Lara Jean Covey (Lana Condor) and Peter Kavinsky (Noah Centineo) as an item. Lara Jean realizes all her crushes received her childhood love letters, sees her current crush walking over…

Hours after the world learned that GOP megadonor Harlan Crow paid private school tuition for a child Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was raising as his son, yet another Thomas-related scandal dropped. It involves money moving between his wife Ginni, conservative judicial activist Leonard Leo, and *spins wheel*…

Just one year after the defamation trial from hell, Amber Heard has officially left Hollywood. She hasn’t just said goodbye to showbiz—she’s literally departed the country, per a new report.

Alec Baldwin loves to procreate, so much so that he’s forgotten exactly how many times he’s done it.

Shortly before 10 pm Wednesday night, North Carolina state Rep. Tricia Cotham (R) voted for a 12-week abortion ban, which was debated in secret and could devastate access across the South. (The bill passed the State House, though one vote shy of a veto-proof majority because another Republican didn’t vote.)

I didn’t realize that I am actually excited for King Charles’ coronation on Saturday until I began working on this piece. The idea that the monarchy continues to exist as an institution in the year 2023 is sort of hard to wrap my mind around, but damn if it isn’t entertaining. There is so much pomp, circumstance,…