Новости за 23.04.2018

With his return to Twitter, Kanye West has re-established himself as the perfect vessel for fake deep right wing shilldom, and many of his fans have run out of excuses for him. To make matters worse, West’s ramblings aren’t just reserved for social media. New York radio personality Ebro Darden, from Hot 97's morning…

Congratulations to the young Afghanistan veteran who is the first recipient of a successful penis and scrotal transplant—and congratulations to Devon Medical Art for making this brief video that makes the process absolutely mesmerizing to watch.

Will and Kate have left the Lindo Wing with the latest addition to the family—a boy fifth in line for the throne, name as yet unannounced. Photographers were of course waiting for the first glimpse at the kid.

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

The days are moving more and more towards the correct temperatures for the season that we’re in. That means you can start wearing materials that work for the warmer weather, like linen. Pick up a couple linen shirts from Uniqlo for only $20 each for both men and women, so you can pull beach vibes every day even when…

Psychic Holly Willoughby appeared on Monday’s episode of the U.K’s This Morning to capitalize on baby mania for the newest addition to the royal family. Willoughby seems to be something of a prop psychic, predicting the assigned gender of Kate Middleton’s baby with a little help from a fruit.

Sex workers in Colombia have started a newspaper that is “flying off the shelves”—a rare distinction for any newspaper these days. La Esquina—which means “The Corner,” in English—is made by and for sex workers in Bogotá’s red light district, according to the Guardian. It’s both distributed as a regular newspaper and,…

Behold, in all its flashy, opulent, luxurious glory, the trailer for Crazy Rich Asians, one of the first movies featuring an all-Asian cast in what feels like eons!!!

I’m not the biggest fan of mud masks for two main reasons: they usually smell horrible, and they dry the fuck outta my skin. The Blue Lotus Seed Mud Mask from Purlisse, however, didn’t check either of those boxes. And it exfoliated my skin to smooth perfection.

May the Fourth isn’t actually here for another week and a half, but ThinkGeek is cashing in on the impending Star Wars frenzy. They’re taking up to 80% off four pages worth of merchandise. Everything from t-shirts and socks to animatronic Porgs. There’s even a freakin’ R2-D2 french press.

Warning: the above is a video of a gorilla giving birth.

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If you can even believe it, Westworld is back, just a year and a half-ish after its first season ended, though it feels about a lifetime longer.

In the weeks leading up to its premiere—a promo run that saw Amy Schumer doing her best to get ahead of what might be a public excoriation—there’s been heavy criticism about the premise of I Feel Pretty, fueled more so by publicity and perception than the film’s content. The movie itself isn’t all that bad. Schumer,…

Ole Henriksen’s Friends & Family sale, board games galore on Amazon, ThinkGeek’s super early May the Fourth sale, and more lead Monday’s best lifestyle deals.

Below is a list of things that upset me this weekend.

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President Trump’s campaign promise of “extreme vetting” led to the creation, by executive order, of something called the National Vetting Center, which is a redundant and useless since there are already several rigorous systems in place that screen those who wish to enter the United States.

Let’s begin with a sarcastic slow cap to Kim Zolciak-Biermann for her performance as “white woman victim No. 45948358493” on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

After the success of Big Little Lies, HBO is hitching their wagon on gritty, women-led crime dramas that will definitely keep me up at night staring at my ceiling trying to piece together the mystery. The latest is Sharp Objects.

On Friday, Jezebel reported that Smallville actress Allison Mack (she played Clark Kent’s best friend Chloe Sullivan) was arrested for her involvement and recruitment with sex cult DOS (“dominus obsequious sororium,” Latin for “master over the slave women”), part of the secretive group Nxivm. Mack, alongside cult…

Let’s go girls! Come on!

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The third royal baby has arrived, with just enough time to enjoy a little time in the sun before The Great Wedding eclipses everything in its path. The AP reports that Kate Middleton gave birth to a bouncing baby boy on April 23, 2018. To those who lined up outside St. Mary’s Hospital waiting for this momentous…

It’s been three months since Larry Nassar was first sentenced to essentially a lifetime in prison for sexually abusing dozens of young gymnasts under the guise of medical treatment, and on Sunday night, 2012 Olympic gold medalist McKayla Maroney spoke to Dateline about Nassar’s molestation. During the interview, she…

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie interviewed Hillary Clinton at a PEN World Voices Festival lecture at the Cooper Union in Manhattan on Sunday night, and she took the opportunity to confront the former Democratic presidential candidate with something that was bothering her. Why, with all of Clinton’s career accomplishments,…

People reportedly keep asking Kehlani about her sexual orientation, and so on Sunday afternoon, she decided to clear the air. “[i]’m queer. not bi, not straight,” she tweeted. Everybody good?

Shania Twain, healer of broken hearts, has gone and shattered mine.

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