Donald MacInnes: 'I may be befuddled by lack of sleep, but my insurer has no excuse'
I hope my recent promotion to paterfamilias will afford my outpourings some previously missing gravitas. Given that I have been up to my chest in befouled nappies, denied even the merest rags of sleep and gibbering in a corner from the screaming, I'd expect you to be more accepting if my prose tends (more than normal) toward the meandering and … what's the word … [yawn] … ah, who cares.