Zach Galifianakis And Kristen Wiig Gave Us Questionable Legal Advice
“You’re allowed to defecate on someone else’s lawn if their dog has done it to yours.”
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When it comes to legal issues, Zach Galifianakis And Kristen Wiig have ALL the answers. The stars of Masterminds sat down with BuzzFeed to answer some real-life law questions and, ehh, talk about poop. But seriously, they REALLY like talking about poop.
What's the best way to get out of a parking ticket? — Jordan, 25
Kristen Wiig: Put it on someone else's windshield because they'll pay it — they won't look at the number. They'll just pay it and think they got it.
Zach Galifianakis: I know that sounded like a joke, but that is a great idea. Have you done that before?
KW: No!
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My neighbor's dog keeps going to the bathroom on my lawn and I want to take legal action. Any advice? — Karen, 38
KW: Do scarecrows work for dogs?
ZG: They work for dogs, but not for dog crap. If they have a dog, I think you want to do Martial Law quid pro quo with that one, or do it themselves to the neighbor.
KW: You mean...
ZG: Defecate. I'm following the law — that's not advice. That's the California law. I don't know what state you're talking about, but that's California law. You're allowed to defecate on someone else's lawn if their dog has done it to yours.
KW: It makes sense.
ZG: Verbatim, quoting it.
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