Gleyber Day Weekend

Gleyber Torres was called up by the Yankees and here's what I said this offseason, "My love for Gleyber is admittedly less coalesced into an actual thing than you’re gonna find from just about any Yankees fan.  "Ya godda be fahkin jokin wit me right here, kid.  Gleyber Torres is gonna be the greatest of all-time, son.  All.  Time.  I wanna coalesce my fist into ya fahkin head with your sissy-boy words.  Why don’t ya use a word like fuhgeddaboudit?  Before you answer, I need to go with my mom to have her mustache waxed." That’s your run-of-the-mill Yankees fan.  See, Gleyber is already being fitted for Monument Park in Yankee Stadium before he even plays a game." And that's me quoting me!  In fantasy, he looks more like, Gley... *pinkie to mouth* bore!  He is a borderline top ten MLB prospect.  That's the Gleyberline, even.  He was in Prospect Ralph's top 100 fantasy baseball prospects.  The problem (it's not much of a problem), he's a hit tool guy first.  What does that mean?  He's going to hit for average first.  That's not a bad thing necessarily, but for fantasy when a guy is called up and he's a 40+ steal or homer guy, they might have a bigger immediate impact, immaterial?  Immeasurable to immortality or immune--Okay, now I'm just IM'ing.  I would own him in any league, no matter how shallow.  There's a chance you can do better in shallower leagues.  His outcome this year is anywhere from Orlando Arcia to Alex Bregman.  Anyway, here's what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball: