Every Porg in ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Ranked, From Dorky to Adorable (Photos)
The breakout stars of “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” are undoubtedly the weird bird-cats known as porgs. The little guys have divided “Star Wars” fans, with many struggling to decide if they love them more than Ewoks, or hate them — more than Ewoks. We’ve ranked every porg that appears in “The Last Jedi” to scientifically determine whether each one is impossibly cute, or just dumb.
27. Windshield porg
This porg needs to tone down the Gilligan’s Island slapstick antics. We get it, you’re cute, stop trying to be the center of attention.
24-26. Falcon infestation porgs
One can’t help wonder where these porgs are doing their business while aboard the Falcon, or what the smell is like. Also porg babies are extremely not cute.