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Official baseball starts in a few days, but it’s time to focus on what’s important: insane preseason predictions! Before we dive deep into countless hours rearranging lineups, FAAB bids, and making trade offers in order to win a couple hundred dollars in our friends and family league, which equates to roughly twenty-eight cents per hour, we here at Razzball want to take a moment and document some predictions for the upcoming season.

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples?

Remember to bookmark that Razzball Bullpen Chart, y’all! I update it obsessively.

Also, if you’re a sub (you should be a sub…it’s great value), you get access to RP Projections and the super badass Relievonator Game Log tool (which obviously isn’t handy until games start), in addition to all the other awesome tools we have to offer.

This was the smoothest and fastest the Razzball Commenter Leagues have filled in some time.  Thank you everyone for getting in early and often!  Only five drafts remain at this point with the Perts league drafting tonight and several other legacy leagues waiting until the last possible moment to draft.  Please, blog, may I have some more?

Shohei Ohtani and Mookie Betts are indeed on the Dodgers. Whether Ohtani placed any bets on the Dodgers, baseball, or any sporting event remains to be seen. If I’m giving my opinion, which I am, I believe he is at least somewhat guilty. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Grey and B_Don are back for this week’s episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast. The guys start talking about Shohei Ohtani and everything going on around him right now. What do we think about his new teammate, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, first outing struggles? Please, blog, may I have some more?

I’m a big fan of the everyman. I consider myself the everyman. I’m every man’s everyman. A pioneer of normcore. Track pants and a blinking light on my car’s dashboard that either means my seatbelt isn’t on or I need oil. That is me. What better way to elevate the Everyman Culture than to take part in a tourney where no one is smarter than anyone else. Enter the RazzSlam, a Best Ball tourney.

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful!

The day has arrived. It’s time to dive headfirst into the Top 100 Starting Pitchers version of ‘The Bog of Eternal Stench’. Following our “Next 100” starting pitchers from a couple of weeks ago is tough. If you thought there were some stinkers in SP101-200, you can bet more than a couple of FAAB bucks that SP201-300 is going to be even harder to stomach. Please, blog, may I have some more?

You’ve probably drafted by now, and you’ve got one or two or twenty teams. Each of the teams are as beautiful as the last, even the draft where you took Gerrit Cole in the first round followed by Elly de la Cruz in the second round. I can’t believe you spent $1800 on that team either, but here we are.

Howdy y’all.

Not much has changed in the past couple of weeks since I released initial rankings, so I did my best to recap tidbits from the back end of spring training that could impact early season waiver claims.

If there’s anything pressing that I missed, let me know in the comments! Please, blog, may I have some more?

Jackson Holliday didn't make the O's Opening Day roster, because he has to work on how he carries himself around the bases after a home run. A bit too upright! Can't say I'm surprised. Honestly, I'm not at all.