As Taylor Swift Traveled to 'Outer Heaven' for Her Birthday, Travis Kelce Stayed in the End Zone
![](https://i.kinja-img.com/image/upload/c_fit,q_80,w_636/e3cbe8f50675f8316f15d9f18c4c65c8.jpg)
He was a beloved professional athlete and one-time prolific tweeter. She was a billionaire pop star and Time’s Person of the Year. Can I make it any more obvious? He couldn’t come to her 34th birthday party. She drank yuzu cocktails. What more can I say? Alright, I’ll stop.