“At least I’m not as pathetic as Bella Swan.”

Chicago

"It's about a bunch of beautiful, badass women that kill the men in their life. Though you shouldn't kill the person who broke your heart, you'll feel a lot better seeing these women somewhat do it for you through song and dance."

–gabyg41104fa56

Miramax Films

Hot Fuzz

"Hilarious, no romance (who wants to watch other people fall in love when you're heartbroken?), and a cathartic shoot-em-up at the end. Hot Fuzz is the perfect breakup film and I will not be told otherwise."

–georgiewrites

Universal

Battle Royale

"When I'm heartbroken, I don't want to feel worse, I want to feel distracted from it, and the violence and general shocking nature of Battle Royale does it every time."

–amyr26

Toei Company

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