“I asked my sister how much a $50 gift card would cost to buy.”

"I walked into the house and thought, 'I should check the answering machine.' I then stood in the kitchen trying to remember where the answering machine was until I realized I haven't had an answering machine in over 12 years."

—Cierra Shelton, Facebook

Columbia

"I couldn't get the microwave to work — I kept pushing the start button but it wouldn't turn on. When I started crying my husband walked over, closed the microwave door, and hit start. It worked."

—Brittany Wade Ratliff, Facebook

SBS

"I was running the register at work and tried to swipe a $20 bill through the credit card machine. I then stood there looking at it like 'Why isn't this working?'"

—Ariel Simon, Facebook

Comedy Central

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