We Watched Episode 4 Of "First Dates" And Had Some Very Confused Thoughts
TWINS?!
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1. Once again it's raining.
2. Classic Sydney.
3. There are no people in this restaurant, so what the hell is the bartender cleaning?
4. Is David wearing an extremely long tie?
5. Wait, it's just his shirt.
6. But, why is it moving around so much?
7. Catherine believes in fairytales and tbh that's where she's going wrong.
8. "I believe in fairytales so that's why I'm on this strange reality TV show."
9. Why does everyone on this show believe in fairytales?
10. We're all adults guys, let's be real.
11. "As embarrassing as it is, I'm quite a small petite person."
12. HOW EMBARRASSING CATHERINE. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF??
13. I've seen Looking For Alibrandi, so I know that Catherine is telling the truth when she says it's hard being single with a big Italian family.
14. Holy shit. He just ordered a vodka raspberry.
15. He has the same taste in drinks as I did when I was 18.
16. His fridge at home is probably filled with UDLs and Passion Pop.
17. I can't stop staring at that vodka raspberry on the table now.
18. It's become the new star of this show.
19. First the bread, now the vodka raspberry.
20. Now he's showing off and speaking in different languages.
21. Wait. Did he just say he loves dick?
22. Well done mate you just insulted a whole country AND told us you love dick.
23. Wow, she's making him strip for her.
24. He's loving this so much.
25. Next thing you know they'll be ~talking~ under a napkin.
26. "I just have to go to the toilet," aka go make a staged phone call in a bathroom with multiple hidden cameras.
27. So natural.
28. There's no point in being in a relationship unless you think you're going to get married????????
29. How old are you mate?? 24 going on 40?
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