Disquieted By Titties, New York Considers Shutting Down Times Square Plazas
Beset by bare bosoms, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said Thursday he’s considering closing down the pedestrian plazas in Times Square. The plazas—a collection of indescribably filthy metal tables marooned in an island of asphalt—are currently a popular place for exhausted, heat-stroked tourists to sink down as they fight back tears and frantically check their bank balances. But: titties.