If You're Mad That Olympic Swimmers Keep Sitting On The Lane Line, You Aren't Alone
Also, seriously, doesn’t that just hurt their junk?
OK, so if you've ever spent any amount of time around a pool, you know one of the major rules is NO SITTING ON THE LANE LINE.
Unless you want your lifeguard and/or swim coach to go berserk on you for potentially breaking it/being lazy.
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But while watching the Olympic swimming events, you may have noticed that a bunch of the medalists...
SUN! NOOOOO!
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...HAVE BEEN SITTING ON THE DAMN LANE LINES.
Adam, you're so beautiful they should name a Pantone color after you, but what the fuck are you doing on the lane line.
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"Am I crazy?" you might be asking. "DON'T THEY ALL KNOW THERE'S NO SITTING ON THE LANE LINES?"
DON'T YOU KNOW BETTER, MICHAEL?
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