Game of Thrones: If Daenerys and Euron Throw Down, Here's How It'll End

[...] with so many tantalizing teasers and morsels of details floating about, it's hard not to get a thrill chill just thinking about the epic sauce that's about to be spilled on our collective plates right now.

Considering those details are as sparse as Euron's ship count right about now, we took the liberty of coming up with a few theories about what will go down between the Drowned God and the Unburnt.

Assuming Euron doesn't already know, he'll probably find out sooner than later that his hopes of marrying Daenerys are as toast as all the khals she took down in Season 6, now that she's officially signed up to support Yara's claim to the Salt Throne.

Although Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey) has never truly been single -- since, you know, she and Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) have been paying their debts to each other for decades -- she is technically available.

Assuming Euron does earn a license to captain some of Cersei's ships in exchange for dealing with her enemies to the east, he might just pick a fight with Dany and her new friends -- which would give Yara a long-overdue chance to show off her status as the real sealegs of the Greyjoy family, once and for all.

Bleak as it might be to imagine him enduring a watery death and not coming back from it this time, it does seem like a fitting end for the Salt Throne thief.