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‘I feel bad for punching a monkey, but they went for Darwin, it was scary.'

‘Uprighted and given some bird scaring tips along with some jolly good words of advice, he was allowed to get back to work.’

It was handed to the committee this morning.

Many of the men I worked with were good men. The problem was, the ‘good men’ laughed along with the ‘bad jokes’.

The uninvited guest was splayed across the cushions, with his arms akimbo and jeans pulled down to reveal his undies.

'RIP Jude Moore - once met, never forgotten'

Ofsted directly employs around 1,800 people as well as thousands of inspectors.

Don't have nightmares!

Ruth Perry’s sister, Professor Julia Waters, said her sister took her own life ‘under intolerable pressure from external scrutiny’.

'Trump was beside himself that Melania would find out the details of his indiscretion.'

'A number of the police officers had seen intimate pictures and they would share them around.'

'This is how you would treat people back in the 11th and 12th century - not 2023. It's absolutely harrowing.'

Fiona Beal, 49, allegedly stabbed Nicholas Billingham, 42, in the neck in their bedroom after telling her head she had Covid and needed to isolate.

Cllr Alexis McEvoy made the offensive comments on Twitter after the Match Of The Day pundit vowed to quit the BBC if they sacked Gary Lineker.

Far-left lawmakers held up signs in parliament reading 'Meet in the streets' and 'RIP'.

West Berkshire Council confirmed the inspection is still happening.

Lucy Letby, 33, fainted at work after she and colleagues were unable to revive a newborn triplet.

SIr Mark Rowley spoke this morning after the review was published that branded the Met as racist, misogynistic and homophobic.

‘Clearly at the moment trust in the police has been hugely damaged by the things that we've discovered over the past year'

‘I think it is guaranteed that we have seen the worst predator in the Met until the next one.'

An autopsy of the corpse showed that the man died by homicide.

Workers across Britain say they'll walk out until they get the pay they deserve.

The Casey Review details shocking case studies and calls for a ‘complete overhaul’ of the force.

Unions have called on the watchdog to pause all inspections this week in the wake of the tragedy.

An urgent search has been launched for Reece Rodger.