Новости за 22.09.2016

CINCINNATI (AP) — Tight end Tyler Eifert can't help but think the Bengals would be scoring more if he were on the field. The way it's going, that could be in a couple of weeks.

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Gov. Scott Walker says federal officials have granted his request to provide low-interest disaster loans to individuals and businesses impacted by flash flooding in western Wisconsin in August.

NEW YORK (AP) — James Patterson has decided that an upcoming novel, "The Murder of Stephen King," wasn't a good idea after all and is having the scheduled Nov. 1 publication withdrawn.

DAVIE, Fla. (AP) — Miami Dolphins defensive end Jason Jones has been added to the injury report with an ankle injury.

NEW YORK (AP) — Stocks that moved substantially or traded heavily on Thursday:

ELIZABETH, N.J. (AP) — NBA referees will be cracking down this season on the kind of hits to the groin area that resulted in Draymond Green's suspension during the NBA Finals.

NEW YORK (AP) — Stand-up comic and TV star Jerrod Carmichael is now set to be an author.

NEW YORK (AP) — Stocks posted solid gains on Thursday as investors, comfortable that the Federal Reserve will keep interest rates low, bought up stocks that pay big dividends.

APPLETON, Wis. (AP) — A Wisconsin teenager who drew attention for deciding to end her life instead of continuing a battle with an incurable disease has died.

RHINEBECK, N.Y. (AP) — A dilapidated New York mansion believed to have inspired the phrase "Keeping up with the Joneses" has sold at auction for $120,000.

ST. LOUIS (AP) — The University of Missouri said Wednesday it'll now allow students to change their names on their student ID, transcript and diploma.

Also Sen. Scott Fitzgerald said he's not aware of groups coordinating with third-party groups after change in law.

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Louisiana's attorney general says he has canceled contracts with attorneys involved in state suits against Chinese drywall companies, and is auditing nearly $7 million worth of contracts.

While 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick currently graces the cover of TIME magazine, a recent poll of 1,100 Americans indicates Kaepernick is the most disliked player in the NFL, first reported by ESPN's Darren Rovell.

Young quarterbacks in starring roles are among the many storylines of the 2016 season to date, as is the rush to judgment that NFL fans and media alike make if it feeds their Twitter accounts and multiplies their “likes!”

NEW YORK (AP) — The latest on developments in global financial markets (all times local):

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — LinkedIn wants to become more useful to workers by adding personalized news feeds, helpful messaging "bots" and recommendations for online training courses, as the professional networking service strives to be more than just a tool for…

CHICAGO (AP) — Grain futures were mixed higher Thursday on the Chicago Board of Trade.

State Sen. Jennifer Shilling's entirely political lament regarding student loans (Courier-Life, Sept. 2) deserves comment. She points out that "Wisconsin is home to nearly 1 million student loan borrowers who owe a combined $19 billion in debt" and as a…

THURSDAY, Sept. 22, 2016 (HealthDay News) -- The rare genetic skin condition ichthyosis leaves those affected with red, scaly skin. Now, scientists say they may have pinpointed both the cause of the disease and a potential treatment.

A judge Sept. 12 sentenced a Holmen man tied to a massive methamphetamine trafficking enterprise to five years in prison.

Solar energy can work in Wisconsin, and the town of Holland is leading the effort to get more area property owners to tap into energy from the sun. A Clean Energy Technology study found that solar systems in Chicago can…

Holmen High School’s investment in Marie Brown Dummer has resulted in numerous positive returns for the school district and the community at large. She is the 18th HHS graduate to be honored with the alumni award.

The city of Onalaska has started proactively paving the way for a potential Mayo Clinic, but project plans still remain hushed.

Following a failed referendum, the Onalaska Town Board discussed alternatives for handling trash removal and recycling. The alternatives considered at the board’s Sept. 13 meeting ranged from requiring residents to buy carts for an automated trash removal system to not…